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Monday, August 11th, 2008
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6:06 pm - HP meme
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/mirror to my lj/
I saw this meme at ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) coyotegoth's LJ and decided to play as well :D
Number your 12 favourite Harry Potter characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions!
1. Fred Weasley
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Pansy Parkinson
4. Severus Snape
5. George Weasley
6. Harry Potter
7. Luna Lovegood
8. Hermione Granger
9. Ron Weasley
10. Sirius Black
11. Nymphadora Tonks
12. Remus Lupin
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
(Harry/Tonks) I think I saw them, but read only a Draco/Harry/Tonks one by fourth_rose - it was brilliant!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Snape) Very hot, in a weird, sarcastic, almost asexual way. Snape is a fascinating character.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Remus/Hermione) oh, well... cute little frizzy-haired cubs? Seriously though, I think they'd be a better pair than Remus/Tonks. He makes her too emo and I hate emo!Tonks.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
(Ron) Oh, plenty. I've read nice Ron/Harry/Hermione and Draco/Ron ones and Maya's Ron/Pansy is awesome!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Oh.My.God, I so totally win at life! Draco/Harry is my first and deepest love, always. So I guess the answer is obvious here. The biggest challenge, the best couple, the perfect adventure.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(George/Ron or George/Sirius) Um, no. No weasleycest except twincest for me here. (okay, maybe I've read a Bill/Charlie or two...) So, George/Sirius... well, rather blah, but at least there is Gryffindor pranks-love in common here. I can work with that.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Luna-->Draco/Remus) She'd comment on the peculiar mating habits of werewolfs as opposed to those of crumple-horned Snorkacks, I believe. Dreamily, of course. Luna always suspected there was some white-crowned Snarklings' blood in Draco's lineage, you see, and everyone knows they have an unusual craving for werewolfs when in heat. ;D
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
(Pansy/Sirius) Huh. Okay, so Pansy hears her Great-grandmere had had a pug nose too, but straightened it up with some Nasty Dark Magic Spell, so she tries to raise her ghost, screws up the incantation and ends up with a Sirius!ghost instead. Permanently. Padfoot is bored to tears with his afterlife and Pansy's bitchy and funny. And pretty. Even with the pug-nose. They would have so much fun sneaking out at night and scaring Hufflepuffs - pureblood bullies united :)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
(Fred/Hermione) ?.. not that I heard of. There may be twins/Hermione fics, but I haven't read any, and I doubt they would be fluffy. More like PWPs of crack!fics.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(Luna/Remus) umm... "Lullaby for the wolf", maybe?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(Snape/Fred) A new joke item experiment's gone wrong and George's badly injured. Fred has to ask Snape for help. Snape bares his sharp yellow teeth in a sneer and offers a bargain. Oh, I'm starting to like this scenario, actually! I'd title it "Sweet Revenge" - mmm.... ;)
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(Pansy) Oh, Maya's Ron/Pansy "Flame and Shadow" is FTW! I've no objections to Draco/Pansy either :D
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Tonks) yeah, I guess so. Tonks is quite popular.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Draco/Snape/George) Uh, not sure I even saw one. Snaco very possibly, but plus-George? What would he even do with them? No, that's not meant to be.
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Sirius) I imagine he howls. *grins* In words... "Oh-fuck-Severus!"
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Hermione) "And then you kissed me" by The Cardigans.
Men I've had a few, But they wouldn't quite blow me like you... Love, you're news to me, You're a little bit more that I thought you'd be... When love makes you wake up sore, With fists that are ready for more... It would be Pansy/Hermione fic.
(ooh, and for Pansy I'd choose Avril's "Girlfriend" - Oh, yes, I'm a motherfucking princess! :D)
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Fred/Harry/Remus) ...magical bestiality, mild bloodplay and some fairly indecent use of the golden snitch? And various Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes' items, so toys too.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Sirius/Draco) Oh, I don't know - like "...as if I'd want to waste my firewhiskey on you if I had a better company, you brat!" *grins*
current mood:  giggly
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| Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
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2:23 pm - About clean slate, grey skirt and handcuffs
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This is a Women's Murder Club fic.
It's femslash, Jill/Lindsay and.. R, I suppose, for swearing and sex.
contains tiny spoilers for 102 and a couple of lines from there, I changed a little scene from the episode (yes, I'm very, very ashamed ;) and it's mostly inspired by Jill's skirt.
( About clean slate, grey skirt and handcuffs )
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| Thursday, April 17th, 2008
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6:41 am - About Potterverse and my preferences
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Speaking of all things HP, should warn everyone at once - I totally prefer slash ships there, namely two: Draco/Harry and Pansy/Hermione.
However, this quiz quite unexpectedly made me inspect my HP universe searching for any het ships that may be in there somewhere, like, in some dark dusty corner, maybe?
And what d'ya think, I've found them! Like 1.5 of them even!
I mean, I rather like Hermione/Ron, but wouldn't read the story where this ship is the main pairing, so this amounts to 0.5 of a ship.
Aaand the main het ship in Potterverse to me is....
![[draco + pansy]](http://atypically.net/hp/images/dracopansy.jpg)
... obviously.
current mood:  amused
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4:39 am - Well, here I am!
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Really not sure what to say..
Huh, how about one of my fics for introduction? at least it's better than just rumbling. Plus I'm too lazy right now to come up with something interesting.
This is my first Gossip Girl fic. Takes place after 113 "The thin line between Chuck and Nate"
Alone
Chuck/Nate, R
( D'you wanna read it? )
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